i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
ask me stuff cmon
1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not. I never do these so cmon take advantage.
no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense
oh my god
how
Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.
it makes sense
how
At least 400 reptiles and amphibians smuggled from Madagascar and destined for America’s exotic pet trade have been found dead in South Africa after their connecting flight was delayed.
More than 1,600 of the creatures were found when staff noticed a bad smell during an inspection of the cargo building at Johannesburg’s OR Tambo International Airport.
The geckos, frogs, chameleons, skinks, lizards and toads, many of them endangered species, had been tied up in small muslin bags or crammed into overcrowded plastic tubs for about five days.
Ms Hay said it was a concern that rare animals were being seen as mere commodities, without concern for the welfare.
‘People who have exotic animals as pets must realise that they are causing this cruelty,’ she told SAPA. 'Without the demand for these animals as pets, there would be no market and these animals would not be stolen from the wild.’
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Do not breed. Do not buy. ADOPT. Reptiles and other exotics are literally flooding rescue centres. Help to prevent this cruelty.
Okay i can FINALLY gif so i can show people what i mean by this part
It cracks me the up.the duke of weselton just asked if Anna was a monster and Anna is like “no i am completely ordinary”
AND HANS’ FACE
“are u sure you’re ‘completely ordinary’ sandwich princess”
The man who stole Kim Kardashian’s identity and tried to transfer thousands of dollars from her bank accounts has been sentenced to 3 1/2 years in federal prison … TMZ has learned.
Luis Flores, Jr. gained access to Kim’s personal information, including credit card and social security numbers and then changed some of her accounts to his personal accounts.
Flores also victimized Kris Jenner. Flores was able to get a total of $71K transferred from Jenner’s account to his, but it’s unclear how much he got from Kim.
Flores ordered replacement cards to his address, and that’s how he was nabbed.
Flores didn’t just stop at Kim and Kris. He also stole the IDs of Robert Mueller, former Director of the FBI, Ashton Kutcher, Tom Cruise, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Bill Gates and others.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/01/kim-kardashian-identity-thief-setenced-prison/#ixzz2s7swn8skWHAT A FUCKING LEGEND
he should’ve transferred money in small intervals. it wouldn’t have looked so suspicious.
Bruh should have known that he was gonna get caught when he sent the cards to his address he should have rented a PO box and have it sent there
he shoulda used the money to get a haircut. that lineup choppy as a bitch
HAHAHAHAHHA the fucking criminality on this!! Y’all need to stop watching CSI
yall niggas missin the point, he stole ids from some of the most famous/powerful people in the country! he needs to be a super hero or something he stole OBAMA’S identity thats really improves
real recognize real
Why don’t the government hire his ass because it’s obvious that he’s talented in what he does.
^^^ He clearly has some kind of hacking abilities.. if the government or credit card companies were smart they would hire him as a consultant for their security departments..
almost anyone who works at or has access to DMV computers can do this. A kid I went to HS with got arrested for trying to steal Will Smith’s identity.
It’s not that it’s hard, it’s that it’s really fucking dumb to do.
He’s lucky the sentence isn’t longer.
